hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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