i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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