hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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