I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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