ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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