Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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