the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The ass gains better be worth it
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