You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You have to summon your inner elephant
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
