There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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