Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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