Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Me. At least after what I've been through.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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