its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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