4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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