North Korea, Best Korea!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well I just put wine in my tea
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am one with the molecules
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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