Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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