I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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