Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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