love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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