It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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