she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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