last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
and she was petting her beer can
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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