Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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