I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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