Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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