No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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