A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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