More tranny stories later!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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