Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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