So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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