He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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