): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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