How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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