in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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