dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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