school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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