And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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