That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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