Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
