So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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