i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
