I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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