He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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