i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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