kristin has been a bad kristin
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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