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• (408): View more from California

  How was your sisters wedding?

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  Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

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  sisterhood ftl.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am

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• (607): View more from New York

  It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.

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