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• (650): View more from California

  I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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• (954): View more from Florida

  a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube

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• (805): View more from California

  The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital

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• (646): View more from New York

  I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs

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• (619): View more from California

  i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"

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  what did G.P. say?

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  oddly enough it was a dick pic

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