She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I love having hate sex.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life