Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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