This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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