Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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