There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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