I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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