I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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