is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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