Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my being single is dangerous.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
They are going to name an STD after you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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